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The Weird Question Meme, Part One 

Do you wear slippers?  
never.
How many pictures are in your living room?
tons
Do you ever watch Brady Bunch reruns?  
I never liked the Brady Bunch.
Are you allergic to anything?  
nope
When was the last time you called in sick?
all last week and already for tomorrow
Have you ever been in a car accident?  
a couple of times
What is your favorite snack food?
popcorn
 Have you ever seen a tornado?
no, but my ex was in one in 87
 If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?  
idk
What time is it right now?  
711 pm
Do you think it's cool for men to wear flip-flops?
if they like them. all the guys in my family wear them all the time
How many pairs of shoes do you own?  
maybe 12
Do you think you are a hypochondriac?  
nope. in fact I wish I would get better.
Do you own a dictionary?  
sure do
Where was the last place you went on vacation?  
vegas
Do you talk about your friends behind their back?  
heck no, I tell them exactly how i feel
Are you actually fat but in complete denial about it?  
nope. I know it!
What color is your mouse pad?  
its of kenny chesney
Does your kitchen have a theme?
nope. its a kitchen