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Dish Interview

The Dish: Single or taken?
 Single

Describe your love life in just three words.
Not. right. now.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
24 years

Who’s your celebrity crush?
you know I always thought this was a stupid question, but have you seen that HOT Ryan Lochte from the olympics? omgggggggggggggggggosh.

You have a great sense of humor. Do you prefer a guy who can keep up with you or one who lets you have the jokester spotlight?
I like someone who is a bit sarcastic, but not someone as obnoxious as me, an intelligent sense of humor.

When is it OK to lie to a guy?
Never. Unless of course they are lying to YOU.

How long do you wait before promoting a  friend to Boyfriend?
A few weeks/months,a year or 3,  depends on how things go out of the gate. Every case is different.

If your family doesn’t like your guy – or he can’t cook! --  are those automatic deal breakers?
I can cook, and enjoy cooking, so that’s no big deal.From now on, if my la familia doesn't like them... gone.

What should a guy do (and not do!) to win over your family?
Winning over my family is definitely not as difficult as it may seem. If I’m happy, that’s all they really care about. The worst thing someone can do is over-play them.Hitting on my cousin's 15 year old daughter isn't cool, lusting after trailer trash, no go.  Schmoozers are spotted right quick in the Frichtel family. They warned me before ... and look!

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done on a date?
drank too much. gotta be careful with the tequila when you don't know them well.

What three things make a guy husband material?
Loyalty, sense of humor, random text messages. (Weird, I know, but for whatever reason that’s big with me.) BUT... I obviously don't pick them too well.

You spot a cute guy at a bar or restaurant. What’s your go-to move?
I’m not really a “move” girl.