Friday, May 1, 2015

Just A Chuckle... ?


 

Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'
 (Matthew 25:33).
 
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the 
right side of the boat.   They did and filled the boat with fish.


 
John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right 
side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they
 were unable to haul the net in because of 
the large number of fish."

 
 
Origin of Left & Right...
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are 
called the right"  and Liberals are called the "left".
 
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:   
Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines
 to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
Thus sayeth the Lord.   Amen.
 
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
 
Spelling Lesson :
The last four letters in American..........  I Can
The last four letters in Republican........ I Can
The last four letters in  Democrats......... Rats
 
End of lesson !  ....Test to follow on November 6, 2016 .
 
Remember,  November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

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